yukitsu: Meme and a half.

.Yukeh. (￣‿￣)ノ (

yukitsu) wrote,
@ 2008-02-22 07:16:00

Current mood:	awake
Entry tags:	aibou: freiraum, braindeath, foodses, meme, ninja art in comments, ninja fic in comments, spam post, vanity, work related iweb

Meme and a half.
HI. I am currently wearing one of my new pants and my not-so-very old boots, and a completely wtf-did-I-get-this shirt. I THINK I LOOK DECENT. Need to break other shoes in soon, they are hurtful. ALSO, COLD. FUCKING COLD. And it's my last day. I SHOULD WRITE BUT INSTEAD I AM STEALING MAH FILES and answering MEME. /random caps.

54%

Just saying.

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: Mangoes.
2. Bakery: Hopia. Chinese stuff, goddamnit.
3. Meat: Jerky.
4. Frozen: Icecream.
5. Other goods: Babies.

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. Not too cold, not too hot location. You're allowed to bring 6 articles of clothing with you, shoes are a given. So, what's in your bag?
1. Socks.
2. Pants. Maybe jogging pants.
3. Shirt.
4. Underwear.
5. Handkerchief.
6. Shorts.

If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "The fuck?"
2. "Hahahahahaha. No."
3. "Goddamnit."
4. "Yo."
5. "Hi!"

Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. There is never a three hour block with nobody around. But okey, let's say there was. I'd be sleeping.
2. Reading.
3. Eating.
4. Online as usual.
5. Typesetting. No, really.

We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. asmhfksahjfhad Penguins.
2. Some fluffy mammal or another.
3. BEARS.

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Chocolate.
2. Double Dutch.
3. Rocky Road.

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. ID.
2. Photocopy of my birth certificate.
3. Wallet that has a gazillion and one pictures in it. (People give me their pictures. I have some ID pics of my own.)
4. Notebooks with my name on it.
5. ~~Dildo~~ ~~Porn~~ Credit card.

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Bum.
2. Public relations person.
3. Something in advertisement.
4. Genius. HEY, IT'S A JOB.

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Stay away from that fag. He's not good for you.
2. Less nice, more bitch.
3. God, you are a stupid and annoying ho.
4. Hey, keep your weight down, bint.

I shall write that article, chewing on the treats

sindapa/

ravenel brought back for me from his short stay in Macau. ♥ Treats~~~ Also, I cut my nails reaaally short. I've been letting them grow out for a while, and the skin's starting to crawl under my nails. It is a little painful, but what is most annoying is that I am unused to typing with short nails now.

Also, I slept at 11:30pm last night. OH. I FORGOT ABOUT THE LUNAR ECLIPSE. Hahaha. But I've seen some before already, I guess I'll wait for the next one.

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PORN!

factorielle
2008-02-22 12:05 am UTC (link)

Saturday night and they're at Abe's, sitting propped against the bed, and for minutes now the only sound between them has been that of the heavy rain beating on the window.

A cigarette makes its way back and forth between Izumi's right hand and Abe's left, their fingers brushing over it every time it's passed over.

Something is different tonight. They've done all this before, the sitting together and drinking and not really talking, smoking optional depending on where they are.

It could be the rain. It could be that Mihashi's first pro game ended on a defeat earlier today and Abe heard about it despite his best efforts not to know. It could be that Mizutani has never been gone this long and Izumi's thin hope that he's come back the first three times and there's no reason for this time to be different is wilting further every day.

It could be that they're both weary of everything, and something has been building up over these evenings of shared misery that has become hard to ignore, a gigantic what if that can't be fully answered without taking action.

Izumi takes the last drag of the cigarette and crushes the butt in the empty ashtray between them before letting his head fall back to look at the ceiling.

"I can't think tonight," he says in a detached voice, and turns his head slightly to watch Abe move the ashtray out of their reach.

Abe sits back so close their whole sides are touching, and then it's only a matter of twisting his neck a little and their mouths press against each other as if it was planned all along.

Maybe it was. It's been hard to ignore, the thought that maybe the solution is right there under their noses, maybe they can both move on, help each other away from high school where they both seem to be stuck. Maybe there's no sense in Izumi waiting and Abe punishing himself, if they could just rely on each other just a little bit more.

But they kiss and kiss and slide hands under clothes and the semi-expected sense of revelation never comes.

When Abe finally pulls away he's aroused and breathing hard and clear-headed.

"It's not going to work, is it?" Izumi asks, not really a question at all. Abe shakes his head needlessly and lets his head fall in the crook of Izumi's neck.

"I don't even like you that much," he says against the soft skin, and almost sees the shiver that runs down Izumi's back. It's even a little true. This thing between them isn't about affection, not even about friendship. It's about the need to have someone who won't be afraid to speak their mind but won't hassle either. It's grounding, yes, but certainly not romantic. And despite the half-hope for something new Abe knows he doesn't want that with Izumi.

He doesn't want that but this he thinks he might need right now, the heat and touch of someone he knows, and even trusts to an extent.

"Enough for tonight," Izumi breathes, a hand sliding between Abe's thighs. Abe doesn't need to think before he repeats "tonight" and shifts to allow him better access.

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Re: PORN!

factorielle
2008-02-22 12:06 am UTC (link)

They don't talk much afterward, half words and broken sentences, curt directions in groans and hisses as clothes are discarded and hands find skin. It would be a lie to say they've never fantasized about this all, from Abe's lips tracing the freckles marring Izumi's cheeks to Izumi's fingers gripping Abe's thighs just tight enough to leave bruises.

Then there are no clothes left between them and the questions hangs between them of who will be doing what here. Neither of them is good at relinquishing control, and they don't make concessions to each other, ever, so Abe expects some kind of struggle.

"Fuck me," Izumi says easily, ending the debate before it even begins. Abe doesn't argue. A habit of blunt honesty is the assurance that this is what they both want, so he grabs under the bed to find the necessary items that never seem to find their way back into the bedside table drawer even if they don't get used for weeks.

Izumi's hand pulling on his neck surprise him. The kiss is harsh and brief; when they pull back there's a heat in Izumi's eyes that wasn't there before, and he shifts away, turns around to kneel facing the bed. He adjusts immediately, letting his legs slide further apart for a more stable position. A drop of lubricant falls on the blanket when he opens the tube to smear some on the fingers of his left hand – switch hitter, Abe thinks for no reason. He touches the base of his neck, lets his fingers play with the fine hair there. Waits for Izumi to take a sharp breath before racking his nails down the arched back, making him gasp in surprise. But it works, it works and Izumi's forehead falls on the blanket as he prepares himself, his back slithering under Abe's fingers, directing the shape of the red trails left by his nails.

Abe is careful not to use his teeth when he opens the condom back with his mouth and his free hand, and even manages to put it on without letting go of the hold he's found on Izumi's neck. They're ready at the same time and it's only the matter of a moment to kneel behind him, let his cock be guided by Izumi's hand as his own find their grip on Izumi's hips.

His breath hitches as he pushes in slowly, aware of nothing but heat and skin and pressure until Izumi groans and pushes back.

It's too fast, too hard, hurts both of them but neither cares. Abe's clenched teeth, Izumi's hand fisting the blanket, the moans not bitten back because there's no need to hide, the sweat that breaks between their bodies are only collateral signs of what's really happening here.

For once Abe gives instead of taking, for once Izumi accepts without reservations; and their breathing falls to the same rhythm without a conscious thought as Izumi shifts to allow his hand onto his cock. He doesn't move it, lets Abe's thrusts control the speed and strength, and it's not long before he gasps and cries out, the muscles in his shoulder clenching under Abe's hand. But even as he comes he's still moving, still pushing back with all the strength left in his legs and Abe stops resisting.

They end up where they began, leaning against the side of the bed and their shoulders coming in contact with every breath they take.

"Guess I got my half-hour," Izumi says once he's caught his breath and glanced at the clock glaring bright red numbers in the darkness of the room.

None but Abe would know that it's the best compliment he can give, from a conversation months ago. The first time he saw Izumi lost and helpless – if I let this stranger take me home, for how long will I be able to not think about it?

"Yeah," Abe sighs, stretching lazily. His arm falls across Izumi's shoulders and for once he doesn't awkward touching someone he's just had sex with. They share a glance, a derisive smile, one last languorous kiss, and when they separate it's fully comfortable, the natural end of this little adventure.

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OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly)

factorielle
2008-02-22 12:07 am UTC (link)

"How do you fit two people on this bed?" Izumi asks as he pushes himself up and grabs his underwear.

"I don't have sleepovers," Abe answers, watching white cotton slide up his legs with no remnant of desire. "The trains run most of the night."

"Tough." Izumi slides under the blanket and raises an expectant eyebrow. Abe rolls his eyes, but finds his own boxers and joins him. Their legs tangle together almost naturally, and for once Abe falls asleep without a struggle on his mind.

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Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly)

yukitsu
2008-02-22 12:23 am UTC (link)

asdkfhsakjfhasjgfsafdkl YOUR ABE AND IZUMI'S FRIENDSHIP MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE. SO MUCH WIN.

alsdhsfhaskj. Ilu♥. *dies* I can't even begin squeeing at the win that their friendship is. D:

Also, Abe and Izumi smoking and sharing a cigarette is skjhsdkjfha hot.

A habit of blunt honesty is the assurance that this is what they both want -- IS MY FAVORITE LINE. SO THEM. askfdjhsakfj.

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	themodestotter 2008-02-22 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I Um I ♥? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	factorielle 2008-02-22 08:40 am UTC (link)
	♥! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly) factorielle 2008-02-22 08:41 am UTC (link)
	I HAVE TO SAY I AM GROWING VERY FOND OF THIS RELATIONSHIP. ~~If I let this go on I'm going to start shipping them T_T~~ THOUGH IT IS BECOMING MORE AND MORE OBVIOUS WHY MIZUTANI FEELS THREATENED. :3 YYYYY @ sharing cigarette. SO INTIMATE, BOYS. <3 ! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly) lonelybusiness 2008-02-22 09:42 am UTC (link)
	IAWTC. AbeIzu have jumped into the top 5 of my favorite Oofuri pairings. And it's all because of you~~~ ... and to think I used to ship Hamada/Izumi. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly)

kiwimangoodness
2008-02-22 12:38 am UTC (link)

OMGOMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY BUT I THINK I NEED TO KEEP TYPING TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. fhldj;fajflakj;a Where to even begin D8 ... GOOD GOD, WOMAN. How do you string together words and make them SO HOT.
I love how you described everything, the setting, their situations, and the outcome of their shared misery. SFJlajfa;lfjaljsfljasf THEIR FRIENDSHIP/WHATEVER IT TECHNICALLY IS ARGH sjfljad;sfjafajf IT MAKES MY HEART EXPLODE AS WELL. WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I love it. aJFaljf;ajfaaj
AGHhHHhHhhhHHhhhhhhhhh......

It still feels like I need to keyboard smash some more, but I think I'm good for now. DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE IS AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING~~

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	Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly) yukitsu 2008-02-22 12:40 am UTC (link)
	asfkbdsghsdjkfhkjsdhfkl IS ABOUT ALL I CAN SAY REALLY. sdlkfhdslkgjdsklhfsfgk;l!!!!! KEYBOARD SMASHES SOME MORE (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly) factorielle 2008-02-22 08:39 am UTC (link)
	I APPROVE OF KEYBOARD-MASHING ^3^b THEY ARE ~~RETARDED~~ MANLY BFF. AND BECAUSE THEY ARE ~~RETARDED~~ MANLY, THEY WON'T ADMIT IT. >D loves on them ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	HOLY SHIT! rainy_takako 2008-02-22 12:58 am UTC (link)
	HOLY SHIT!!! This is like... the fucking most amazing porn I've ever read aslfkj;saldjfa The characterization made me go braindead with the awesomeness. Jesus. People shouldn't be allowed to write fic this good. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: HOLY SHIT! factorielle 2008-02-22 08:29 am UTC (link)
	BLINKY TEXT FTW! B-but porn is with the good! Right? ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: HOLY SHIT! rainy_takako 2008-02-22 09:24 am UTC (link)
	HAVE MORE BLINKY TEXT!! OF COURSE IT IS. ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly) synatri 2008-02-22 01:58 am UTC (link)
	........3 brb cold shower. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly) factorielle 2008-02-22 08:26 am UTC (link)
	XD I'd say "I hope you enjoyed that", but COLD SHOWER. Eep. hates cold (Reply to this) (Parent)

	akiha 2008-02-22 02:27 am UTC (link)
	SDKUGFIOUWEHFNIOHJCIO80WEHCHSDHIOFHUISDHKJHFFHIUHWEUILHFUKDBUIFHI ERJGUIFGJIFBJISFHDJHLKWEFJOPMSD IOHERO O;HJ FIO;HJRIO FO9 4J3890TJ ODNK CVLOI 34IOHJRI0FJRIO[FEROJFHLDKC OIJ IORTU 3R80UT0 ERHJP9'I4U 39TUJT45 T45 U90 TGU9ERIFIJFRU9 E YOU ARE FUCKING AMAZING ILU (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	factorielle 2008-02-22 08:25 am UTC (link)
	I. OKAY? ♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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	Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly) lonelybusiness 2008-02-22 09:12 am UTC (link)
	OMFG DRAE YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS♥ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	Re: OMAKE! (not really, but I didn't cut the thing properly) factorielle 2008-02-22 09:15 am UTC (link)
	AS IT TURNS OUT I DO THE PORN INSTEAD OF PLOT THING AS WELL. PORN SISTAH! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

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factorielle, 2008-02-23 06:36 am UTC (Expand)

	I FAIL HARDCORE AT PORN... but I'll just have to keep trying T^Tb kiwimangoodness 2008-02-22 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	LOL CENSOR akjf;lajf;lakjfljsdlfjalfkjaf;ljsafkja Porn is really hard to draw. I'll have to keep practicing so I can draw fanart worthy of your fics T^Tb Now to read the latest installment! runs off (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A FAIL IN MY BOOK factorielle 2008-02-22 01:15 pm UTC (link)
	INSERT (oh the bad choice of word) KEYBOARD-MASHING HERE ASTFGLOMG ____ I. I HAVE NO WORDS. THERE'S THE BLUSHING AND THE HAPPY FLAILING BUT YOU KNOW THAT AND. flails on Thank yoouuuu ♥_♥ I think you're deluded in your estimation of what's not worth what, but I APPROVE OF PRACTICING. I will, too. GENMITSU NI. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)(Expand)